“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
George Carlin
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
“Blogs are the socialized housing of text”
Christopher Molineux
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
Winston Churchill
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
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