“I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.”
Mark Twain
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“I'm not snoring, I'm purring.”
Kris Huen
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
