“He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.”
Mark Twain
“Is he looking a little more tarnished than a year ago? Yes. But is he seriously weakened? I don't think so.”
Lawrence White
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
A. A. Milne
“Learn to say 'no' to the good so you can say 'yes' to the best.”
John C. Maxwell
“Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one I think it is.”
“Yes and No are soon said, but give much to think over”
Baltasar Gracian
“I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.”
Will Ferrell
