“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
Mark Twain
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
Jay Leno
“I also think it's ridiculous that women that supposedly have high standards date some of the grimiest (I would say men, but far from it) males on the street.”
Dedrick D. L. Pitter
“I think it's hilarious how women complain about the idiots they've dated, but never change their standards.”
