“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board”
“They say with age comes wisdom but the wisdom that you acquire as an old man is really only worth having as a young man.”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“I think it's hilarious how women complain about the idiots they've dated, but never change their standards.”
Dedrick D. L. Pitter
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