“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama”
Mark Twain
“To know that you know, and to know that you don't know - that is the real wisdom.”
Confucius
“The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today.”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
Erma Bombeck
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
Honore de Balzac
“My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.”
Winston Churchill
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
Woody Allen
