“You see, he was going for the Holy Grail. The boys all took a flier at the Holy Grail now and then. It was a several years' cruise. They always put in the long absence snooping around, in the most conscientious way, though none of them had any idea where the Holy Grail really was, and I don't think any of them actually expected to find it, or would have known what to do with it if he had run across it.”
Mark Twain
“life is a dark cave, Jesus is the flash light, the bible is the batteries and your will to turn the flash light on is your faith”
akiba
“if a person is not into the word of God, than God is not in them”
“If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian”
“I haven't found a use for the Bible, or any other Holy Book for that matter, since discovering Charmin Ultra Soft.”
Bobby W. Miller
“In speaking of so-called Christians being in church: "Just because a mouse gets in a cookie jar, doesn't make it a cookie!"”
Old Southern Wisdom
“This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire”
Voltaire
