“Even Noah got no salary for the first six months partly on account of the weather and partly because he was learning navigation.”
Mark Twain
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
“Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.”
“On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park”
Curtis McDougall
“Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.”
Will Rogers
“And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: / And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.”
Bible
