“The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!”
Mark Twain
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”
“Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.”
“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”
W. C. Fields
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
“Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devils.”
Carry Nation
“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
Robert E. Lee
