“If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there.”
Mark Twain
“Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed”
“Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be”
“When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.”
“Profanity is proof of ones lack of aptitude to articulate the English language with intelligence, validates an insufficient vocabulary, and displays a deficiency of simple etiquette.”
William E Brandle
“Ignorance is the curse of God; knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.”
William Shakespeare
“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”
