“Well, we can take you to meet Napoleon -- but he's shining the boots of the person who actually was the world's greatest military genius. He happens to have been a tinsmith from Pennsylvania who never had a chance to go to a military academy -- so he never even knew he was a great military genius. He was born with that capacity -- and only here in heaven do we actually know who these people are.”
Mark Twain
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
Yogi Berra
“Symbologists often remarked that France-a country renowned for machismo, womanizing, and diminutive insecure leaders like Napoleon and Pepin the Short-could not have chosen a more apt national emblem than a thousand-foot phallus.”
Dan Brown
“He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander.”
Napoleon Bonaparte
“If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.”
“The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know”
“I'd like to believe there's a little of Hitler and Napoleon in me. Even if I try, I can't be as selfless as Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa.”
Shahrukh Khan
