“It was the men I deceived the most that I loved the most.”
Marguerite Duras
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
