“We wanted to come out aggressive because we were sloppy in our last game vs. Bacon. We wanted to take care of business early.”
Bob Hamilton
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.”
James Matthew Barrie
“There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.”
Francis Bacon Sr.
“It's not what we eat but what we digest that makes us strong; not what we gain but what we save that makes us rich; not what we read but what we remember that makes us learned; and not what we profess but what we practice that gives us integrity.”
“But here I say the Turks were much mistaken - Who, hating hogs, yet wished to save their bacon”
Lord Byron
“What's so surprising about bacon? I dunno, I suppose it comes as something a a shock to the pig.”
Terry Pratchett
