“Poor Elsa Lanchester. She left England because it already had a queen - Victoria. And she wanted to be queen of the Charles Laughton household, once he became a star, but he already had the role.”
Marlene Dietrich
“In the fans' eyes, England is the big game. But recent results have been poor and we need to get the fans back on our side again,”
Stephen Robinson
“One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.”
Mark Twain
“If anecdotal sector estimates about a very poor Christmas shopping season prove correct, the Bank of England will have to pull the stops out again for lower rates.”
David Brown
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
Robin Williams
“English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!”
Dan Castellaneta
“Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.”
Dave Barry
