“Give the lady what she wants!”
Marshall Field
“I don't want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady”
George Bernard Shaw
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.”
Craig Kilborn
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
Mark Twain
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
Celia Cruz
“She is just an amazing young lady. She can probably go to state in any event that she wants to, it is just a matter of finding four events that we can bring home some hardware in.”
Tim Atwell
