“Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat.”
Konrad Adenauer
“I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.”
Uri Geller
“We found the Chinese room so we can eat rice and wonton soup and spring rolls.”
Resi Stiegler
“eating soup with a fork: slow and messy.”
Peter Schoomaker
“In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.”
Lewis Black
“The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.”
Nikita Khrushchev
“No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake.”
Elsie de Wolfe