“I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.”
Martha Stewart
“I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.”
David Boreanaz
“"Cutting bangs are like thong underwear....an "adjustment" period of about two weeks is required before they feel like a natural part of you"!”
Laurie Osburn
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally”
Lillian Day
“Clean underwear? Are you kidding me!?”
Ashlee Simpson
“Underwear should be worn on the inside”
Nancy Cartwright
