“The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes”
Martin Luther
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives, while their husbands shop for fame and glory”
Thomas Szas
“Then all the men which knew that their wives had burned incense unto other gods, and all the women that stood by, a great multitude, even all the people that dwelt in the land of Egypt, in Pathros, answered Jeremiah, saying, / As for the word that thou hast spoken unto us in the name of the LORD, we will not hearken unto thee.”
Bible
“Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
“An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.”
Ogden Nash
“All married women are not wives”
Japanese Proverb