“It was a toast, not a roast.”
Laurence Meyer
“It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.”
Marian Burros
“Goodness comes out of people who bask in the sun, as it does out of a sweet apple roasted before the fire”
Charles Dudley Warner
“Mustard's no good without roast beef.”
Chico Marx
“Great boast, small roast”
Proverb
“[On the televised] New York Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner, ... I'm glad Courtney Love is here. I left my crack in my other purse.”
Courtney Love
“I was supposed to eat something new, so I tried the roasted soft squid. I ate just a bite of it. It was fascinating and completely gross.”
Jason Kotecki
