“Humiliation - The harder you try, the dumber you look.”
Larry Kersten
“The dumber a pitcher is, the better. When he gets smart and begins to experiment with a lot of different pitches, he's in trouble. All I ever had was a fastball, a curve and a changeup and I did pretty good.”
Dizzy Dean
“Dumber than a bucket of rocks”
Proverb
“We once succsessfully breeded a bull dog and a shitzu, and we called it a bull shit.”
Jeff Danials from Dumb and Dumber
“I have found reading the Bible inspiring and entertaining. If I didn't know better, I would swear that P.T. Barnum, L. Ron Hubbard, and Jules Verne collaborated to give us this wonderful book.”
Bobby W. Miller
“It's frustrating in the sense that we look dumber than we really are, ... We own a lot of unpopular but profitable stocks.”
Donald Yacktman
“Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense?”
Patrick Henry
