“When it detects a chaotic heartbeat, the ICD gives her a shock. It also acts as a pacemaker.”
Larry Lustig
“Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your doctor whenever you are having heart trouble. When told about it, Dick Cheney said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills."”
Conan O'Brien
“Two months ago he got a new pacemaker. After he got it, he joked that this was the best he ever felt.”
Karl Turner
“Cash incentives for increasing volume is absolutely a bad idea. Do you want the pacemaker made by the guy who made it the fastest or the one who made it the best?”
John Malloy
“I must admit just her presence here this morning gave my pacemaker a vigorous jump-start.”
Johnny Grant
“It's amazing. It just comes at the times when you never know what can happen. [Comebacks] come in a heartbeat. That's the thing with this team -- a couple swings of the bat and good things happen.”
Vernon Wells
“When he got there, he had no heartbeat and he had no pulse.”
Arna Selimic
