“Most heartfelt, I thank my typewriter.”
Larry McMurtry
“Most heartfelt, I thank my typewriter. My typewriter is a Hermes 3000, surely one of the noblest instruments of European genius.”
“Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!”
Ogden Nash
“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
“I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.”
Clarence B. Kelland
“He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter and gushed where he should have dammed.”
T. E. Kalem
“Every morning I take out my bankbook, stare at it, shudder-and turn quickly to my typewriter.”
Sydney J. Harris
