“Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.”
Larry Miller
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
Katharine Hepburn
“If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.”
Margaret Thatcher
“That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects.”
John Fowles
“The key to understanding women is realizing that they are a person just like us. Women are not "robots" programmed to act a certain way.”
brandon james