“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”
Lenny Bruce
“Why is minimum wage a number that is set in stone why don't we treat minimum wage rates like taxes the more money a corporation profits the higher the minimum wage rate they should have to pay.”
Kenneth waters Jr
“If we can speed up that initial contact and reduce that down to the minimum number of seconds, then we can process more voters.”
Gloria Williams
“I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.”
Quentin Crisp
“The door to the cabinet is to be opened using a minimum of 15 Kleenexes.”
Howard Hughes
“There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.”
Chris Rock
