“I think Mad Dog's got a great poker face. He wills himself to do things. There'd be a lot of other people that wouldn't even be pitching.”
Leo Mazzone
“Here's somthing you never hear someone say: 'As soon as I stick this red hot poker up my ass i'm going to chop my dick off'.”
George Carlin
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
Stephen Wright
“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn't be avoided. It should be faced.”
Edward Norton
“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.”
Jackie Robinson
“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.”
Paul Newman
“Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them.”
Mark Twain
