“I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!”
Lee Ryan
“If someone shaves, I'm shaving too. It's something that kind of started and I'm waiting for someone to shave so I can shave. But I'm not going to be the first one.”
Joe Nathan
“A barber learns to shave by shaving fools”
Romanian Proverb
“We shaved the reed just a little bit. And it sounded good after just one shave.”
Andrew Boston
“I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I remember them all as flooded with the rich indolence of a full moon.”
Willa Sibert Cather
“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
Mitch Hedberg
“A shave, please, but don't cut my throat. I may want to do it later myself.”
Casey Stengel
