“Years ago I had a 1-iron I could hit 260 yards through a doorway. Now I can hit it through the keyhole.”
Lee Trevino
“When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.”
Winnie the Pooh
“It works like a burglar alarm, a beam that goes across a doorway. Once the beam is broken it triggers the bomb.”
Amyas Godfrey
“who said you have to die to go to hell?”
ginger davids
“No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.”
Helen Keller
“Never leave a candle unattended … keep it one foot away from combustibles and don't place it near windows or doorways where drafts can occur. Of course keep candles away from any sort of flammable liquids.”
William Valentine
“I liked the idea of coming out and picking up my mail from my doorway. But if the post office says they'd like us to put boxes on the curb, I guess it's a good idea.”
Charles Hall
