“I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!”
Leigh Whannell
“Sliced bread is only as good as the peanut butter and jelly on top of it.”
John Smith
“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”
William Shatner
“The only roles I got were of strippers and hookers. I think I'm the only actress to play a stripper on 'Happy Days.'”
Cassandra Peterson
“If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.”
Ben Affleck
“I've always loved the blues, John Lee Hooker, Janis Joplin, Hendrix.”
Eddie Money
“I am an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up -- sociologically, politically, and creatively -- I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.”
Shirley MacLaine
