“We are going to have a party - a toast to the road. We're having a birthday cake and punch, tours of the Old State Capitol building and speeches from various dignitaries whom we have invited, including the governor, if he can make it. And everyone is invited.”
“ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.
If I were a jolly archbishop, On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up -- Salmon and flounders and smelts; On other days everything else. --Jodo Rem”
“Every tongue on the planet still speaks the name of Jesus, whether it's in a curse or a praise, even the Chinese! Tell me of another, who has managed to do so and the next time that I hit my thumb with a hammer... I'll shout out that name instead”