“We are going to have a party - a toast to the road. We're having a birthday cake and punch, tours of the Old State Capitol building and speeches from various dignitaries whom we have invited, including the governor, if he can make it. And everyone is invited.”
Mary Truitt
“Every tongue on the planet still speaks the name of Jesus, whether it's in a curse or a praise, even the Chinese! Tell me of another, who has managed to do so and the next time that I hit my thumb with a hammer... I'll shout out that name instead”
ED BULEY
“PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.”
Ambrose Bierce
“ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.”
“ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.If I were a jolly archbishop, On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up -- Salmon and flounders and smelts; On other days everything else. --Jodo Rem”
“Anytime you have a dignitary, especially a president, you want to be as safe as possible and make sure he can get from Point A to Point B as fast as he can.”
Kelly Baraga
“We drive dignitaries around, provide our cars for weddings and parades, and last year we gave rides to some of the residents at River Pines Nursing Home.”
Ken Brekke