“Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think.”
Mary Worley Montagu
“The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.”
Albert Einstein
“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
Simon Wiesenthal
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
Ogden Nash
“People show their character by what they laugh at”
German Proverb
“Here I am, just an actress with nothing to say and crowds of people turn up to see me. Yet here is Einstein and the only person who turns up for him is myself.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”