“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds
“In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the partner that implements it”
Rajat Mohan
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.”
Edsger Dijkstra
