“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“The beauty of women is the root of all evil, it makes men lose their minds”
Jesus Barraza
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
