“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.”
Lewis Grizzard
“You want an elixir for life's drama? Laugh!”
Robert W. Merriweather
“Striving is perhaps the one and only true elixir, for while we converse with what is above us, we do not grow old, but grow young.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The Coca-Cola selection is just a guess. No one would nominate so early on as many things could still change due to injuries, for example.”
Harald Stenger
“It is like comparing champagne with cognac. No-with Coca-Cola.”
Maria Callas
“Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.”
Billy Joel
“It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola,”
Clare Short