“She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.”
Liam Gallagher
“The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.”
Anon Amuss
“We have a huge and growing market, especially in all sorts of sugarless gums, including bubble gum flavors. The result is a growing adult market. It's sort of interesting, because we now have sort of mixed adult-and-kid products.”
Jessica Schilling
“I was just walking up to the workshop one day and I plucked two gum leaves and I put them on the table and started playing with them.”
Dan Flynn
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
Emo Philips
“I'm always watching my weight. I don't eat sweets like cookies or chocolate. Sugarless chewing gum is enough for me. But bread is different. I come from Czechoslovakia, where we eat lots of it, so it's hard to say no.”
Daniela Pestova
“Presidential candidates don't chew gum.”
Theodore C. Sorensen
