“We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet.”
Max Walker
“Patients often say they can speak freely because they cannot see the therapist.”
Ragnar Beer
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal
“You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.”
Claire Danes
“I feel like I'm speaking with my therapist.”
Libba Bray
“I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago, ... I had some issues.”
Tony Soprano
