“Many contemporary authors drink more than they write”
Maxim Gorky
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
