“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
Matt Groening
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.”
“You can't blame gravity for falling in love.”
“Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted”
David Bly
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
Abraham Lincoln
“For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now? .”
James Allen