“Me fail english? Thats unpossible.”
Matt Groening
“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
Oscar Wilde
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
“The rule which forbids ending a sentence with a preposition is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.”
Winston Churchill
“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
Homer Simpson
“Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!”
“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
Dan Castellaneta
