“The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders”
Linda Festa
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”