“What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call.”
Liz Carpenter
“I just received a phone call regarding a "public opinion survey." I told them I had a poor opinion of the public and hung up.”
E.R. Rock
“We are so used to weddings that we're ready for everything. The show shouldn't be any different - except for all the extra phone calls we're getting.”
John Wilson
“Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Fran Lebowitz
“In the past, we've done things with Miramar Marine Corps base. For their birthday, we delivered a cake to them and then we did a letter-writing campaign for returning Marines and Navy personnel.”
Ashley Gisiger
“It's far easier to deny an appeal if it's just a letter, or an email. It's always a roll of the dice, but in person, the probability of success is much greater.”
Carl Buck
“A new chain letter has entered the charts claiming that the MSN will be closed down unless the bogus email is forwarded to family, friends and colleagues. As always, these chain letters are best deleted as they waste bandwidth.”
Carole Theriault
