“I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.”
Megan Mullally
“Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day." ”
Will & Grace
“Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary. ”
“Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”
“Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.”
“Oh cripes honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, leather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing, vermont-living, christina aguilera-lovin', mykonos-going...honey take it home.”
“If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.”
