“I rank myself no higher in the scheme of things than a policeman - whose utility would disappear if there were no criminals.”
Lord Salisbury
“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”
Charlie Chaplin
“A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.”
Billy Wilder
“I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.”
Mark Twain
“Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution”
“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”
Brendan Behan
“Your policeman are such wonderful hunks.”
Cybill Shepherd