“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.”
Melissa Etheridge
“I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.”
Stephen Wright
“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”
Earl Wilson
“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”
Steven Wright
“He who lives by medical prescriptions lives miserably.”
Proverb
“We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.”
Carl Sagan
“I've always considered making it legal for Americans to import their prescription drugs a free-trade issue. Imports create competition and keep domestic industry more responsive to consumers.”
Chuck Grassley