“The best thing to spend on your children is your time.”
Louise Hart
“Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.”
Oscar Wilde
“Children spell love... T-I-M-E.”
Dr. Anthony P. Witham
“One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.”
Stephen Wright
“I had supposed until that time that it was quite common for parents to love their children, but the war persuaded me that it is a rare exception. I had supposed that most people liked money better than almost anything else, but I discovered that they liked destruction even better. I had supposed that intellectuals frequently loved truth, but I found here again that not ten per cent of them prefer truth to popularity.”
Bertrand Russell
“The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”
Martin Mull
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