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Matthew Lotti
“Life's good, I was the winner of over a million sperms”
Michael Beukes
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Yves Baggi
“If you live life in the moment and don't think about tomorrow you might wake up 50 years old eating cold soup out of the tin can it came in”
Kenneth waters Jr
“I am the captain of this ship! I have control of what's goes on or in. For I am the master of My thoughts. And No doubt or fear is welcome aboard!...”
Philip T. M.
“Swiss bank accounts. If O'Neill is waking up and smelling the coffee, things must be really bad.”
David Hendler
“Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!”
Mitch Hedberg
