“Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.”
Bob Saget
“The start of it all is something not usually known. It could be commenced by a large avalanche or a small pebble flicked into some water. What causes the ripples? What causes the mess? What causes it to start? What causes it to end? Will it be a violent upheaval or a pleasant surprise? The start begins it entirely and it affects just how all it all will end. Be cautious in choices; be wary of mistakes, for you never know how your own chaotic disarray may dawn.”
Astraea L. Skylar
“There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.”
Joan Rivers
“Any ad consciously attended to is comical. Ads are not meant for conscious consumption. They are intended as subliminal pills for the subconsious in order to exercise an hypnotic spell, especially on sociologists.”
Marshall McLuhan
“Last Comic Standing will be an exciting addition to our summer schedule. The show gives unprecedented exposure to talented comics and provides countless laughs to our viewers in the process.”
Craig Plestis
“If I'm not mistaken, I think Data was the comic relief on the show.”
Brent Spiner
“Comic strips are moving away from newsprint. If it's not going to appear in print, then why not move it? Animation is the future of cartooning.”
Don Asmussen