“Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.”
Melvin Maddocks
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to”
Joe Gores
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
Mark Twain
