“Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.”
Mena Suvari
“The vengeful hag is played by Ingrid Bergman, which is like casting Eleanor Roosevelt as Lizzie Borden.”
Kenneth Tynan
“This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the touchdowns come from. It's not like I set a goal of touchdowns before the season. All that matters is that they're in the act of helping the team win.”
Corey Dillon
“Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.”
Kris Draper
“That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.”
Bruce Shumaker
“If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.”
Will Carling
“[Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart,”
James Ford
