“He'll reach up and take one of those big old floppy ears and he'll say, 'I can't hear you,' and they'll start that all over again.”
Merv Adams
“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”
Winnie the Pooh
“Now they are ready to hear it. If you tell them before they are ready, it goes in one ear and out the other.”
Gail Petty
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
“A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him who makes it”
William Shakespeare
“But words are words; I never yet did hearThat the bruised heart was pierced through the ear.”
“One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
