“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
Michael Sinz
“When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.”
Julio Iglesias
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Only invest yourself in the things you love, the rest will seem like a waste...”
Cali
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren
“I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“This is the price someone convicted of a sex offense must pay for the rest of their life. But that certainly does not permit law enforcement to treat them with any disrespect.”
Steve Harmon