“I decided to be an idiot and go at the left side of the green and try to hit it close. I hit it in the water. That was a good break that kind of hurts you because otherwise, I'd have laid up right or chipped out.”
Lucas Glover
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
“Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Larry Kersten
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
